Guillermo: Let me do the talking, Chauncey. Some of these car salesmen can be very sneaky.
Children: Hi!
Boy: How can we help you?
Guillermo: Wait, kids sell the cars here?
Girl: Well Kia is one of the youngest car companies in America. And we are the top salespeople.
Boy: Lose the suit.
Guillermo: This is my lawyer, Chauncey. He’s here to make sure you don’t pull any shenanigans. So listen up, I want a brand new Kia with a 10-years and a hundred thousand miles warranty. And I won’t settle for anything less you little whistles.
Girl: So, sign right here.
Guillermo: That’s it? What about a shenanigans?
Girl: We don’t do that. Kia doesn’t need all the hoopla to sell a car.
Guillermo: Cool! So what do we do with the rest of the time?
Boy: We have a silly string fight.
Guillermo: No thanks we got it. You.. You’re going to hear from my lawyer. Really sorry I call you whistles.
Kia with Guillermo