Jim Carey: Cable guy!
Woman: No thanks. I don't need cable. I have Verizon 5G internet.
Jim Carey: Never heard of it.
Woman: 5GUltra Wideband? It's way better.
Jim Care: I see. So somehow your home is connected to Verizon's Ultrafast 5Gnetwork, wirelessly, without miles and miles of this. Mm-hmm yeah right.
Woman: Mm-hmm you're right.
Jim Carey: Wait! Can I see it?
Woman: Sure!
Jim Carey: Whoa! They must¡¯ve unlocked you into quite a contract.
Woman: Nope!
Jim Carey: Hidden fees?
Woman: No, price is the price. Got one in my shop too. Runs my business.
Jim Carey: This may be illegal. I'm gonna need to know who installed this.
Woman: Me, it's plug and play but you can have Verizon install it.
Jim Carey: Nice spin.
Jim Carey: Reception is good but I'll come back tomorrow and double check. Lalalalalala
Woman: I don't think we need you to come¡¦
Jim Carey: Lalalalalala
Jim Carey: Cable guy!